英语笑话9. Two birds

9. Two birds 

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? 

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. 

Teacher: Please tell us. 

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow. 

两只鸟 

老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？ 

学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。 

老师：请说说看。 

学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。